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- BOOKS, Page 73Mud Pie Eaters
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- FIRST HUBBY by Roy Blount Jr. Villard; 286 pages; $18.95
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- Let's see. Marilyn Quayle, furious because George dumped
- Dan in '92, is over in Libya conspiring with Gaddafi. Gorby
- gave the U.S.S.R. his best shot, but it didn't work, so he
- defected, took a publishing job in Manhattan, and is dating
- Susan Sarandon. Noriega beat his drug rap, as we all knew he
- would, and is back in power in Panama. At the White House,
- President Clementine Fox is brooding about sending troops to
- dislodge him, and her peacenik husband Guy, the First Hubby,
- sourly tells her, "Have yourself a merry little isthmus." Got
- all that? Oh, yes, and Clementine became President when her
- running mate, the victorious Democratic candidate, was brained
- by a fish (no assassination, just a 13-lb. porgy ex machina
- sucked up by a waterspout and dumped on him by fate and a
- desperate author).
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- As a sitnov, First Hubby may be about three bricks shy of a
- load, which is the title of one of Roy Blount Jr.'s amiable
- volumes of uptown down-home humor. Still, Blount is good company
- whatever he's writing, even if his puns ("Li Pung lizards!" as
- a comment on Clementine's China policy) hit the wall and dribble
- down like tossed eggs. And even if some of the jokes are merely
- gags (he wants to make love, she has a headache, he's hurt, and
- she says no, a political headache: she has to fire the Defense
- Secretary). That is a lot of evens, evened out by an unexpected
- development, which is that the two main characters actually come
- to life and play a convincing love story. Clementine is charming
- but alarming, like most Presidents, and Guy, a writer blocked
- by prudence and the Secret Service, is rueful and funny. He
- successfully conveys his secret to the reader: why First Ladies'
- portraits look that way -- why Abigail Powers Fillmore, for
- instance, "looks like she has just been induced, for the good
- of the nation, to eat a dozen mud pies."
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- By John Skow.
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